Workshop epic poem:
The Woods Hole Manifesto

On an April day, what would be neater
Than a workshop planned by Peter!
And what would be especially great
Is if Thomas would facilitate.
We'll add Diane's piece to the brew
And start to look at PKU.
Since we're too late to bring in Crick
We'll add the next Nobel champ Rick,
And Jinnie from biology--
Along with Cambridge star Betsy.
Vivette will come from Mexico
And Portugal will send JoAo.
Ken will show his other sides
When his stories he confides.
And when we packed the big blue van
We did not forget Jo Ann.
Our thoughts will surely stun the nation
When Steve turns in evaluation.

Can we discern genetic strands
As we wander through New England sands?
Can Ben help put us all in tune
Before check out on Sunday noon?
We will decide not "if" but "when"
If UMass funds us all again.